Eye, Mouth & Lips,,, On Patrol

Genre: Humour/Humor


71 08 August 03 2014

*Hello friends… Look at the photo well to notice its place in the story! ~ Vic πŸ™‚

Eye, Mouth & Lips,,, On PatrolΒ 

“Eye, what do you see over there? I can hear something coming”

“Which way Mouth?”

“You’re the one with the eye” said Lips. “Look left, then right, dumbass”

“I am not a dumbass I’ll have you know…I was getting some shut-eye – that’s sleep to you, stupid”.

“Okay you two, pack it in!”…

“Eye, just please take a look around for us”

“Okay, what do I see?”…


“What is it!?” both Lips and Mouth yelled.

“It’s that blooming Dog from up the street. We’re going to get soaked again.”

“Chill out Eye” Lips said shrugging her off. “He might just walk right past us like we’re invisible”

“Chill Out!!” Mouth yelled..”He pissed on us last time, or has your dumbass brain forgotten that?”

Eye was becoming very, very nervous. “Well what are we going to do Mouth?”

Mouth had no idea. All he could think was ‘God, please don’t let him urinate on us again‘.

“Okay. Lips, Eye: Stay as still as you can. Under no circumstances move. Just act normal like we are not here”

Too late. Lips couldn’t resist the temptation to poke his tongue out at the Dog as he was just about to pass.

The Dog stopped, rather peeved at Lips’ action.

“You effing idiot!” Screamed the other two.

And then, down poured the liquid right on top of them. “Hmmph” The Dog retorted and smugly continued his walk.

“This is gross, it went in my eye…

“Yeah I know, It went in my mouth…

“Well it went on my bloody tongue!! And now I have to swallow his bloody piss!”

Eye and Mouth chuckled. It served Lips right for being lippy and aggravating the Dog.

They left him and his moaning to it. Then closed and zipped their appendages shut for the remainder of the night.

Except for Lips of course, who prayed desperately for rain to come and wash clean his pee-soaked lips and tongue.Β 

God he hated that Dog!


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Sunday Photo Fiction

Thanks Al to another dose of fun! Every Sunday Al brings us a photo prompt to make of it what we want…It’s great fun! Click on the banner and you’ll find us there. Vic πŸ™‚


11 thoughts on “Eye, Mouth & Lips,,, On Patrol

    1. Hi Al, I’m very happy it brought out a giggle πŸ˜€ … I just couldn’t resist writing about that awesome photo!… After what you said – your covert inspection of the stones πŸ˜‰ – I wonder if their owner made them himself/herself, it would be interesting to find out…. maybe your Sister can casually make aquaintences with her neighbour and investigate!!! πŸ˜€ Serious great fun I had, again, writing this story! πŸ™‚


        1. Hi Al, that’s a good idea, they may actually sell them…. it would be great to try and find out where these curious objects were born from! They are so funny looking, really cool and different garden ornaments! πŸ˜€


          1. keep me posted!! πŸ˜€ (I can’t believe 2 people can get so intrigued over a few garden ornaments!! But they are so flippin cool it’s no wonder!! Good luck on your ‘quest’!! And let me know what you discover πŸ™‚ )


    1. Hi RoSy πŸ™‚ I’m glad the tale gave you a giggle! πŸ˜‰ Poor, poor stones… hopefully the mischief of the bunch has learned his lesson, we’ll see until the next time Dog walks by! πŸ˜‰ Glad you had a laugh!


    1. Thank you so much… It’s good to hear the story has been making people laugh! πŸ˜€ It’s all Al’s fault at ‘Sunday Photo Fiction’ because for some reason, unbeknown to me, his prompts always bring out the silly side of me! And the crazy ‘Poppycock Genre’ of stories comes from his prompts! πŸ˜€ But we do have a laugh writing them… Thank you sincerely for the positive reaction to my crazy daft story!! πŸ˜€


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