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Eye, Mouth & Lips,,, On Patrol
“Eye, what do you see over there? I can hear something coming”
“Which way Mouth?”
“You’re the one with the eye” said Lips. “Look left, then right, dumbass”
“I am not a dumbass I’ll have you know…I was getting some shut-eye – that’s sleep to you, stupid”.
“Okay you two, pack it in!”…
“Eye, just please take a look around for us”
“Okay, what do I see?”…
“What is it!?” both Lips and Mouth yelled.
“It’s that blooming Dog from up the street. We’re going to get soaked again.”
“Chill out Eye” Lips said shrugging her off. “He might just walk right past us like we’re invisible”
“Chill Out!!” Mouth yelled..”He pissed on us last time, or has your dumbass brain forgotten that?”
Eye was becoming very, very nervous. “Well what are we going to do Mouth?”
Mouth had no idea. All he could think was ‘God, please don’t let him urinate on us again‘.
“Okay. Lips, Eye: Stay as still as you can. Under no circumstances move. Just act normal like we are not here”
Too late. Lips couldn’t resist the temptation to poke his tongue out at the Dog as he was just about to pass.
The Dog stopped, rather peeved at Lips’ action.
“You effing idiot!” Screamed the other two.
And then, down poured the liquid right on top of them. “Hmmph” The Dog retorted and smugly continued his walk.
“This is gross, it went in my eye…
“Yeah I know, It went in my mouth…
“Well it went on my bloody tongue!! And now I have to swallow his bloody piss!”
Eye and Mouth chuckled. It served Lips right for being lippy and aggravating the Dog.
They left him and his moaning to it. Then closed and zipped their appendages shut for the remainder of the night.
Except for Lips of course, who prayed desperately for rain to come and wash clean his pee-soaked lips and tongue.
God he hated that Dog!
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