Need a Predator??…..Call me

 

 

 

Predator For Hire

Private Investigator. Hitman. Spouse Disposal. Bodyguard. Debt Collector.

65 years experience.

 

Do you need to find out if your husband IS cheating? I’ll track your partner from dusk til dawn. I only charge for my investigative services. If I find that he IS cheating, then Husband dismembering and disposal are free – you’ve been through enough.

You’re owed money? I’ll use intimidation tactics first. If that fails then I will cause bodily injury. And if that fails I’ll simply dispose of the debtor and take what is owed. But rest assured, I WILL get your money.

Any confrontations requiring backup? I’ll just stand there until the problem is resolved.

If these sound like YOUR problems and you need my help: Please Call 07*** ***486. As I’m a Predator and don’t require sleep, call me ANYTIME – I’m available 24 hours a day.

First consultation FREE.

 

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Another fun Photo Prompt…Wouldn’tΒ it be great to have a Predator to do battle on our behalf?! I know I’d employ him! Β 

Every Sunday at ‘Sunday Photo Fictioners’ a new pic serves as the prompt. The idea is to write a story based on that pic – however subtle or obvious – and to write roughly 200 words, (give or take a few). Click the Blue Froggy below to check out the Stories for this week, and to visit the prompts home πŸ™‚

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16 thoughts on “Need a Predator??…..Call me

  1. Ha ha, I love where you went with this, hilarious! Although it occurs to me that this isn’t someone you can complain to if his services aren’t to your satisfaction. And woe betide the client who posts a negative review on Yelp!

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  2. Ha, ha. That’s some service. It’s a bit over the top, though. There are probably some people who would like the idea. If the law ever caught him in the act how would they arrest him and where would they put him. Hilarious, Victoria and good writing. πŸ™‚ — Suzanne

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    1. Our Mr.Predator doesn’t mess about, he gets in there and problem solved! I think he may even work for Law Enforcement in a hush-hush kind of way, wouldn’t surprise me if the Police needed a bit of help! Really glad you liked the story! πŸ˜€

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    1. Hi! Writing this was a lot of fun! Sometimes I just have to detract from my other, more sombre side! Therefore, I’m v glad you liked it so much and ‘if only’ he could be hired! Thanks for the read and your likes on the other tales too πŸ˜€

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